Get Gargoyling
Best for building resilience
Create your own gargoyle with clay, glitter, and other wondrous random little things! The uglier the better.
1.5 to 2 hours
Workshops
Book a workshop for your team, and Madam will come your way. No skills needed, and no outcome expected other than giggles and endorphins.
Our team building workshops
Full Medal Jacket
Best for celebrating each other
Who decided trophies should only be for kicking a ball or singing in tune? You absolutely deserve a damn medal.
1.5 to 2 hours
Boundary Embroidery
Best for preventing burnout
Exhausted from having your boundaries constantly ignored? Saying no, with just the right amount of wits and menace.
2 to 3 hours
Radical Sparkle
Best for voicing ideas and values
Glitter has long been a symbol of protest, pride, and defiant joy. If it twinkles, it belongs.
1 to 2 hours
Bauble Blood Fest
Best for a Christmas party that brings people together
Nightmare during Christmas. Transform perfectly innocent baubles into festive oddities: eerie, hilarious, wonderfully scary.
1.5 to 2 hours
Solstice Wreaths
Best for a fresh start to the year
Longest night, shortest day, the great annual reset. Craft a pagan-inspired wreath: half purge, half promise, 100% yours.
1.5 to 2 hours
Tailored workshops
Best for a specific goal or occasion
Got something specific in mind? Madam will tailor something that fits your goals and your culture.
Length to suit you
How does it work?
We start with an idea
Absurd, wicked, unexpected. Protective monsters. Sweary boundaries. Christmas baubles with a twist.
Then we pick materials
Foam clay, glitter, embroidery thread, more glitter, upcycled tree leaves, downcycled rusty nails… whatever makes it happen. Et voilà.
Madam comes to you
We bring all the materials and set the tone. Workshops are fully mobile and flexible to your timings. No venue? No problem, we find a convenient one for you.
“At times it’s been like a safety valve for my own headspace and capacity to think outside the box.”
Private workshops
Madam’s workshops are also specifically crafted for hen dos, divorce parties, sabbaths, etc.
They’re mobile and flexible, adapting to timing, group size, and energy, whether you want pure fun, a creative reset, or a hefty dose of mindful weirdness.
